Change of Pace

I am trying to post a little more, not that anyone cares, but mainly because i kill too much time being unproductive, so if i can turn that into something useful i will feel better.

This Segment will be about things i actually like in the United Kingdo, tagged with things i hate about the states

United Kingdom

1. Massive amounts of themed parties, this past wednesday was Dress up like your favourite disney princess.

2. Squash, it is this mixing material kinda like cool aid, but so much better.

3. Fish and Chips

4. The Underground, and the Mind The Gap stuff

5. Musuems

6. The Queen , and her two birthdays

7.Windsor Castle which is shown above

United States

1. The state of New Jersey, for charging me $181 just because its my permanent address

2. The Metro for having to cut services

3. Taxes

4. Barack Obama

5. Nancy Pelosi

6. Apple, whose headquaters is there

Problems and Opps

To the Left is the Original, to the right, is the mash up.

So This week has caused me some problems.

Problems 

1. I have a 1,500 page essay due in 72 hours, i haven't started yet (This might actually be a problem)

2. I have three assignments due Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Not really sure how i can going to complete these because i really do not know what to do.

3. I am Tired, and seem to have no motivations

Not Solutions

1. Watching the Office

2. Ranting about Itunes music store stole the soul out of music, and debating against Steve's Job's theory on what Napster created.

3. Finding out that Google Desktop does not have to be docked on the side, but you can rather move them to the middle of the screen and activate it by double shift, making my life, just a little bit simpler.

4. The weather was sunny and 50 here

5. Having my calculator run out of batteries

6. Needs to go to the Grocery Store

Solutions.

1. Illy's Coffee

2. Pen Paper Library (currently not there).

3. Motivation

Out for now, until my brain either leaks or i win this battle!

A Night at the Raveburry

So above is a photo of what it is like at "The Student Union" it is where everyone goes on Wednesday and Fridays. The Europeans love their techno music and their flashy lights. 

Wednesday 11/2

We went to the dance, which was themed School Disco. To America school disco means 60's/70's. Not according to the English, who believe it is a chance to dress up like a slutty librarian. They also put freckles on! After waiting for at least an hour , we decided to go home.

Friday 13/2 

Although it was Friday the 13th, the theme was not death, but rather pirates. Normally i would not attend such a party, but in England you have go float with the boat. The video is from that party. They were crazy, honestly crazy.  The party continued until 4ish. 

Tips and Tricks

- Do not think Dancing is popular here, you have two zones, dancing far away or making out.

- Do not point to a fellow friend at a guy, apparently that is a sign for the guy to hit on them

- Do drink before hand, it gets pricey and weird otherwise

- Do dress to theme, bring some props

- Do not get there before 10:45, its lame.

I hope this advice works

15 days, but not a breath to hold

Patchus Propaganda offically backs Jason Lifton for SA president, although this is temporary, and means that if he says something offense to Canada, or me... i will take back that statement, vote for one of the other two idiots. Honestly, vote for this guy he seems the most legit.

- Just take your hand out of your pocket.

Things i think Jason Lifton would support
- a freer America, one that has Jobs for everyone.
- A ruckus style music system for GW
- Me having this puppy

- Democracy
- England
- July 4th
- Coffee but maybe Tea.

() I am currently at the Library, but when i get home tonight i intend to photo shop some great American Photo's and post them on the blog about the real Jason Lifton.

Although J.Lifton has not offically approved me as a voice, I intend to make epic photo's of him, and post them. I am pretty excited about this.

England, or Great Britian, you tell me

So... After a month and two days, i began to use regular words like, Cheers! Words such as mind the gap all begin to become the same in nature to me. Since I last updated the five readers that actually do read this, I have been to the following

-London Bridge
-London Tower
-Tower Bridge
-Burrough Market
-Camden Market

Most of those places are really interesting.

I went to chinese new year, and it was very packed. I could not move at certain times, but i did see a ferrari, it was amazing, nice loud sound as it cruised on by. My east london flatmate informed me that it was most likely rented by a posh person. The exhange rate has gotten worse, and indeed has hurt the pocket of recent. School has been hard, although i have had a lot of free time, and have watched some films of recent.

And of course, a picture to finish